studying for finals: the sloths have distracted me.
the sloths have distracted me.
i give up.
FIRST, we have the twitter accounts that are there solely for the purpose of replacing song lyrics with “sloth”.
then theres the “sloth” tag on tumblr. http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/sloths
and then theres the episodes of “animal planet’s too cute" that are specifically featured on sloths. BABY SLOTHS.
BATH TIME WITH BABY SLOTHS AND SHIT
BABY SLOTHS GETTING SWADDLED
BABY SLOTHS PONDERING LIFE AND SHIT
PLUS THERES MILLIONS OF TUMBLR BLOGS THAT ARE DEDICATED TO SLOTHS
THERES MANY SLOTH VIDEOS
so I’ve come to the conclusion that sloths are better than us. we are powerless against them and there is nothing we can do about it. they will eventually take over the world. i am okay with this. so when i fail my finals, i will be okay. because sloths.